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<ITEMNAME>Jimbo's Super Clock</ITEMNAME>
<DESCRIPTION><STORY>Ever wake up in the morning to discover that your alarm clock didn't go off because the power failed? Or that your roof leaked, it rained, and the stupid thing just plain shorted out when it got wet? Now you don't have to worry about waking up two hours after you were supposed to be at work.</STORY>
<FEATURES>Our latest, greatest Super Clock is a dream come true. It plugs into the wall but has its own set of batteries and protection from short circuits. The batteries even warn you when they're starting to fade - and they come with a twenty-five year guarantee! This clock is completely watertight, a sealed sphere of time in a stainless steel case. The clock face is large enough to read from a distance, and lights up with a touch for those nights when you're stumbling in the dark. The alarm starts off quiet, but gets louder and louder when you don't turn it off - guaranteed to wake even the soundest sleepers. Snooze features let you sleep just a little bit more, but it won't let you sleep in for more than an hour past the alarm. This clock is ready to adorn your bedroom, and even includes connections for lamp controls to brighten your morning, and electroshock clips for those who can't wake up any other way.</FEATURES></DESCRIPTION>
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<ITEM><PRODNAME>Jimbo's Super Clock</PRODNAME>: <PART>SC45-A</PART> <PRICE>$199.95</PRICE> (<AIRF>$19.95</AIRF> freight/air, <GROUNDF>$7.95</GROUNDF> ground) <WARRANTY>Twenty-five year</WARRANTY> Warranty. Made in <ORIGIN>Canada</ORIGIN></ITEM>
<ITEM><PRODNAME>Lamp Controller</PRODNAME>: <PART>LC45-X</PART> <PRICE>$25.95</PRICE> (<AIRF>$9.95</AIRF> freight/air, <GROUNDF>$4.95</GROUNDF> ground) <WARRANTY>Ten year</WARRANTY> Warranty. Made in <ORIGIN>Canada</ORIGIN></ITEM>
<ITEM><PRODNAME>Electroshock Clips</PRODNAME>: <PART>ES45-L</PART> <PRICE>$59.95</PRICE> (<AIRF>$9.95</AIRF> freight/air, <GROUNDF>$4.95</GROUNDF> ground) <WARRANTY>One-year</WARRANTY> warranty. Made in <ORIGIN>USA</ORIGIN></ITEM>
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